Thursday, November 11, 2021

Stuff 6-year-olds say

"Mommy were you here when there were dinosaurs?"

"What is the opposite of sink?"

"What is the opposite of poop?"

"How do you make a bag?"

"I hadded a nightmare!"

"Can I have a snack for dinner and not dinner?"

"What does 'gxo" spell? What? It has a vowel in it!"

"Were rainbows here in the old days?"

"ALEXA! How much people is in the world?" [7.87 billion, says Alexa.)

"How do you say this?"

"I can't go to school today because I hurt my penis on the monkey bars."

"Is there a food named 'champagne?'"

"You're not the boss! Joe Biden is!"

"What happens if you minus a mile from 12 inches?" 

"Why did you make me the youngest kid? I want to be the oldest! It's not fair!"

"How do you get to be a celebrity?"

"What is the opposite of stapler?"

"How do you get to be rich?"

"If you have another kid I won't be the youngest! Can you have another kid?"

"How many days is 6 thousand million minutes?" 

Me: "Do you have to go to the bathroom? You're holding yourself." Ben: "It's just for fun."

"What is the opposite of God?"


  1. The questions are so smart and overflow with curiosity for the world. Love it. And the dinosaur comment is both hilarious and ouch!

  2. Ellen....
    Crack. Me. Up!! ;-D
    Peace and Love, Mary Lou

  3. 6,000,000,000 minutes = 100,000,000 hours = 4,166,667 days = 11,416 years

    1. Janet....
      Oh my goodness, that hurts my brain!! ;)
      Peace and Love, Mary Lou


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