3 days ago
Monday, December 29, 2008
Monday Morning Confessional: A word from Brad Pitt
Hi there. Ellen lined up some guest posters while she's on vacation, and I was psyched to help. I knew Ellen way back when, before Jen.
I haven't yet told anyone this, but Ellen dumped me. I still think about her.
You know, I missed her post about how many kids to have, but I say the more, the merrier! Six is great!
Ellen's really a babe. And smart. And cool. Angie's almost as amazing as she is.
I'm not sure why Ellen dumped me. I mean, come on, what does Dave have over me?
OK, later.
—Brad
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Uh huh. Funnnnny. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me piss my pants!
ReplyDeleteDave's great and all but I sure miss Brad making us coffee every morning (topless of course) when we lived in hoboken...
ReplyDeleteThat's too stinkin' cute! :)
ReplyDeleteYou're so funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting a smile on my face this morning, even before coffee!
LOL! Can I borrow Brad when I am on vacation??? Can I take a vacation?? I really want one. You give me hope that life can return to some sort of normalcy
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