6 hours ago
Monday, December 29, 2008
Monday Morning Confessional: A word from Brad Pitt
Hi there. Ellen lined up some guest posters while she's on vacation, and I was psyched to help. I knew Ellen way back when, before Jen.
I haven't yet told anyone this, but Ellen dumped me. I still think about her.
You know, I missed her post about how many kids to have, but I say the more, the merrier! Six is great!
Ellen's really a babe. And smart. And cool. Angie's almost as amazing as she is.
I'm not sure why Ellen dumped me. I mean, come on, what does Dave have over me?