Thursday, November 27, 2014

Best Thanksgiving jokes for kids and grown-ups who are still silly

We programmed a bunch of these Thanksgiving jokes into Max's iPad so he'll have fun stuff to share with our family. Enjoy! Hope you and yours have a cozy, fun, stuffing-filled, low-drama, no-meltdown sort of day.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving, aren't you?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry who?
Harry up—I'm hungry!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emma who?
Emma pig and I ate all the mashed potatoes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron who?
Aaron you having more stuffing?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normal Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tamara who?
Tamara we'll have leftovers!


Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: The chicken took the day off.

Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!

Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird Class Mail.

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter "g."

And for older kids...

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth rock.

How do you make a turkey float?
2 scoops of ice-cream, root bear and a turkey.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE.

And my favorite one of all (insert any animal for any occasion):

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Impatient turkey.
Impatient tur...


  1. Mmm...turkey. I'm making lemon bars.

  2. Happy Thanksgiving Ellen, Dave, Fireman Max and Sabrina!

  3. Happy Thanksgiving! Eat turkey and be thankful.

  4. Those are great jokes! Hope your entire family had a wonderful Thanksgiving today! By the way, Ellen, I keep forgetting to mention that I found this cool fire truck book at the library where I work. It's a picture book but it's called "I'm Brave!" by Kate McMullan. Technically it might be too young for Max, but I think it's cute and he might just like it. Check your local library for it and if he reads it tell me what he thought of it! :)

    1. Thanks, Sabrina! I will look for it. We had an awesome Thanksgiving, hope you did too.

  5. I am so sad that I didn't get a chance to see this before we went to Grandma's house for Thanksgiving. Oh well. Thanks for sharing.

  6. How does the farmer count his cows?

    With a Cow-culator.


Thanks for sharing!

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