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Thursday, November 27, 2014
Best Thanksgiving jokes for kids and grown-ups who are still silly
Gladys Thanksgiving, aren't you?
Harry up—I'm hungry!
Phillip a big plate and dig in!
Emma pig and I ate all the mashed potatoes.
Esther any more gravy?
Olive the stuffing too!
Aaron you having more stuffing?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?
Norma Lee who?
Normal Lee I don't eat this much!
Tamara we'll have leftovers!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: The chicken took the day off.
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird Class Mail.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.
Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter "g."
And for older kids...
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
How do you make a turkey float?
2 scoops of ice-cream, root bear and a turkey.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
And my favorite one of all (insert any animal for any occasion):
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE