Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up—I'm hungry!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma pig and I ate all the mashed potatoes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron you having more stuffing?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normal Lee I don't eat this much!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we'll have leftovers!
Also!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: The chicken took the day off.
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird Class Mail.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.
Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter "g."
And for older kids...
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth rock.
How do you make a turkey float?
2 scoops of ice-cream, root bear and a turkey.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE.
And my favorite one of all (insert any animal for any occasion):
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Impatient turkey.
Impatient tur...
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
