Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Stock responses to rude comments
Some of you have been witness to some obnoxious comments on this blog over the last few months. I don't want to waste any further time or energy dealing, so I've come up with some pre-written responses I can grab when the occasion strikes. Kind of like Hallmark cards, but not. I'm not saying I'll never again toy with a rude remarker, though I'll now have the option of simply plopping in one of my Stock Responses To Rude Comments™. Feel free to borrow! Or add your own! And now...
STOCK RESPONSES TO RUDE COMMENTS™
Sticks and stones may break my bones but you use split infinitives and commas in the wrong places.
Um, hello? I'm not blogging about cupcakes over here.
Read between the html: < div < i> italic < YOUARENOTVERYBRIGHTAREYOU< i >/div >
Na na na boo boo. [Sticks tongue out, inserts fingers in ears and wags]
Attila the Hun called; he wants his comment back.
I know that html is incorrect. You've just confirmed you're far less bright than I'd suspected.
Wow, that was mean, Mr./Ms. Mean Meanypants.
NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING NOT....
Thanks very much for your opinion. I regret to inform you that it sucks.
Yo mama can't blog.
Posted by Ellen at 12:10 AM