Thursday, February 26, 2009

Get excited—it's Primal Scream Friday



As that old biblical proverb goes, "It's my blog and I'll whine if I want to." Here it is, once again, a chance to vent about whatever's bugging you. Shouting encouraged! Permit me:

I AM SO OVER MY WINTER CLOTHES, MY WINTER SKIN AND MY LAME-ASS WINTER EXCUSES FOR NOT EXERCISING.

TWITTERING IS OUT OF CONTROL. WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL COMPELLED TO SHARE EARTH-SHATTERING UPDATES SUCH AS "I'VE GOT A BIG LOAD OF LAUNDRY TO DO"?

STIMULUS PACKAGE, TWO WORDS: HURRY. UP.

I AM TOO OLD TO TRY OUT FOR AMERICAN IDOL.

That is all.

15 comments:

  1. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! There is a local AI contest going on here...Tony thinks I should do it...um, yeah! I CANNOT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nothing to complain about today...it is a good day! So far...read my latest to see why!

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  2. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THE "HANDY HELPERS" FROM MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE TO COOK, CLEAN AND CHANGE DIAPERS?

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  3. Sounds stupid, but what's bugging me today is the fact that IF I lived in the U.S. I could order ANYTHING from ANY website and have it shipped to me for FREE!

    If I see "we currently do not ship to Canada" on one more website.....ArGHHhhhh!!!!!!!!

    I'm in Canada for God's sake, not the Kingdom of Bhutan.

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  4. I'd like to scream about the fact that whenever I'm totally dragging ass and want my mom to come over she has plans. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT????

    so funny about the twitter. . . I put the most inane stuff up there.

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  5. I SHOULD BE PACKING. I DON'T WANT TO PACK!

    WHEN IS THE MONTH OF MARCH GOING TO BE OVER? (yes, I know March has yet to begin...) I'M DONE WITH WINTER AND I JUST WANT THE MONTH OF THERAPY TO BE OVER WITH ALREADY.

    WHY DOES MY CHILD HATE TO SLEEP? WHY DID HE KEEP ME UP UNTIL ONE AM LAST NIGHT? WHY IS HE TRYING TO SKIP HIS NAP TODAY?

    WHY DO I KEEP CRAVING CHEETOS AND PEEPS? WHY?

    That is all. :) Phew, that does feel better...

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  6. Perfect day for venting. Plagiarists suck!

    AAAIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    There. I feel a little better now. LOL

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  7. MY MOTHER IN LAW, TWO SISTERS IN LAW AND THE BRATTY NIECE ARE VISITING ALL WEEKEND!

    ps. i like twitter!

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  8. Ahhhhahaah Kara I don't know you but I LOVE your comment! I too am from the Kingdom of Bhutan and TOTALLY share your RANT today!!!

    NOT MUCH ELSE TO RANT ABOUT BUT I SURE DO LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS>..GOOD WEEKEND ALL! :)

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  9. I don't have a scream, just a whisper. So I'll talk quietly.

    My body hurts really bad. My student had a 2 hour, all-out, no holds barred meltdown that I got to wrestle with and I didn't stretch properly beforehand.

    I'm going to go lay on my super-soft bed now and wait for me to heal. :)

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  10. Oh, Ally—you NEED a good night's sleep.
    Kara, you made me laugh too. And Lisa!!! Especially the comment about Cheetos and Peeps!
    Lyla: MY SYMPATHIES!
    Reading everyone's always make me feel better!!! Attila, plagiarism episode very annoying. I left you a helpful retaliation idea.

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  11. Funny stuff right there! Especially the twitter bit. Even though I have a nit twit, I don't get the hype over it. Ah well...

    Okay, here's something that made me total and absolutely LIVID this week. It all took place over the phone on Wednesday.

    The scenerio... Logan's feeding tube broke. As in the valve was shot and wouldn't seal. It's happened before so I wasn't freakin out. I had to wait until 9 am for the office to open. 9:05 am, I'm on the horn and placed on hold and then the nurse finally answers:

    BITCH: HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
    ME: I NEED AN APPT. CAUSE MY SON'S FEEDING TUBE NEEDS TO BE REPLACED.
    BITCH: WHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
    ME: THE VALVE IS BROKEN AND WON'T SEAL.
    BITCH: WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW?
    ME: (calmly as possibly cause i wanted to rip her throat out for assuming i don't know my ass from a hole in the ground!) CAUSE HIS FORMULA IS SHOOTING OUTTA HIS BELLY LIKE A GEYSER!
    BITCH: YOU NEED TO PUT A FEEDING TUBE BACK IN TO PREVENT IT FROM LEAKING.
    ME: (are you fricking kidding me? really? i had no idea? why would i do that?) YEAH, THAT'S BEEN DONE SINCE IT STARTED LEAKING
    BITCH: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A REPLACEMENT SET TO BRING IN BEFORE IT CAN GET CHANGED.
    ME: YUP, GOT IT.
    BITCH: OH, YOU DO??

    OH MY FRICKIN LORD!!! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A STUPID PIECE OF GARBAGE! And it didn't stop there. However, I'll spare you with all the details.

    I tell you, it's the same woman every time this happens and she manages to make my blood boil every single time. As if I haven't been dealing with this for the past three and a half years.

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  12. I LOST ANOTHER MOBILE PHONE YESTERDAY!!!! I LEFT IT ON THE ROOF MY CAR - AAAGGGAAAIIIN!!! NO-ONE HAS HANDED IT ON. OH WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I SAVE ALL MY CONTACTS??? IT'S HARDLY LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME....

    THE SOLES ON MY FAVOURITE SANDALS ARE FALLING APART! I KNOW THEY ONLY COST ME $3 IN AN OP SHOP (CHARITY STORE) AND I'VE HAD THEM FOR YEARS BUT THEY'RE A DESIGNER BRAND AND I'VE LOVED THEM TOO MUCH TO LET THEM GO!!!!

    BECAUSE OF ECZEMA BOTH MY BOYS HAVE BEEN CLIPPERED WITH CREW CUTS...I MISS THEIR CURLS!!!!!

    THANKS ELLEN, I NEEDED THAT ;-).

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  13. WE HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION NECESSITATING A RUSH TO THE ER

    AND.....

    A BIG POWER OUTAGE

    SO PRIMAL SCREAM FRIDAY IS HAPPENING ON TUESDAY FOR ME!!!!!

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  14. LOL. I hear ya. And with Twitter... I have to say sometimes I'm guilty of those egotistical comments. For me, ego aside (because you can't possibly have one and have a SN child), I do it (sometimes) because I feel like "talking" to some adult somewhere. ppplllleeeeeaaaasssse give me an adult to talk to! LOL.

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Thanks for sharing!



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