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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Get excited—it's Primal Scream Friday
As that old biblical proverb goes, "It's my blog and I'll whine if I want to." Here it is, once again, a chance to vent about whatever's bugging you. Shouting encouraged! Permit me:
I AM SO OVER MY WINTER CLOTHES, MY WINTER SKIN AND MY LAME-ASS WINTER EXCUSES FOR NOT EXERCISING.
TWITTERING IS OUT OF CONTROL. WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL COMPELLED TO SHARE EARTH-SHATTERING UPDATES SUCH AS "I'VE GOT A BIG LOAD OF LAUNDRY TO DO"?
STIMULUS PACKAGE, TWO WORDS: HURRY. UP.
I AM TOO OLD TO TRY OUT FOR AMERICAN IDOL.
That is all.